Tess : Kyle! Thank god your here!
Kyle : Don’t come near me.
Tess : Kyle, at least give me a chance to explain myself.
Kyle : [To Michael] Why haven’t you killed her yet?
Michael : Max wouldn’t let me.
Max : [Takes Zan from Tess] Come on Zan, you don’t need to see this.
Tess : Be careful with him, Max.
Kyle : So what are you doing here?
Tess : Ask one of them i’m sick of explaining.
Kyle : Okay, why don’t you explain what you were doing at our house earlier.
Tess : I thought you’d help me.
Kyle : Then why did you run away so fast?
Tess : I was protecting my son.
Kyle : He wasn’t in danger.
Tess : Your father had a gun, instincts took over! Your lucky I didn’t kill you!
Kyle : Oh…. I guess I owe you one… Oh wait, no.
Tess : Kyle..
Kyle : We took you into our home Tess. We protected you. And how did you repay us? You brainwashed me into carrying Alex’s dead body!
Tess : I never meant to hurt anybody.
Kyle : Well to late!
Tess : You’ve never heard my side of the story.
Kyle : You have a side? The murderer has a side!
Tess : I was raised by a killer Kyle, a sick and twisted man!
Kyle : Don’t play the victim here Tess. You know, of all the aliens I’ve met, your the only one that has no soul.
Michael: These are you aliases. You will use these aliases for the duration of the trip. Sound off.
Kyle: Harvey Wallbanger.
Tess: Pina Colada.
Alex: Tom Collins.
Isabel: Brandy Alexander.
Maria: Margarita Salt.
Liz: Shirley Temple.
Max: Rob Roy.
Michael: And I’m your host, Dr. Love.
Haha! Their reactions, Alex’s is the BEST by far :D