Tess : Kyle! Thank god your here!                                                                    

Kyle : Don’t come near me.

Tess : Kyle, at least give me a chance to explain myself.

Kyle : [To Michael] Why haven’t you killed her yet?

Michael : Max wouldn’t let me.

Max : [Takes Zan from Tess] Come on Zan, you don’t need to see this.

Tess : Be careful with him, Max.

Kyle : So what are you doing here?

Tess : Ask one of them i’m sick of explaining.

Kyle : Okay, why don’t you explain what you were doing at our house earlier.

Tess : I thought you’d help me.

Kyle : Then why did you run away so fast?

Tess : I was protecting my son.

Kyle : He wasn’t in danger.

Tess : Your father had a gun, instincts took over! Your lucky I didn’t kill you!

Kyle : Oh…. I guess I owe you one… Oh wait, no.

Tess : Kyle..

Kyle : We took you into our home Tess. We protected you. And how did you repay us? You brainwashed me into carrying Alex’s dead body!

Tess : I never meant to hurt anybody.

Kyle : Well to late!

Tess : You’ve never heard my side of the story.

Kyle : You have a side? The murderer has a side!

Tess : I was raised by a killer Kyle, a sick and twisted man!

Kyle : Don’t play the victim here Tess. You know, of all the aliens I’ve met, your the only one that has no soul. 

Michael: These are you aliases. You will use these aliases for the duration of the trip. Sound off.

Kyle: Harvey Wallbanger.

Tess: Pina Colada.

Alex: Tom Collins.

Isabel: Brandy Alexander.

Maria: Margarita Salt.

Liz: Shirley Temple.

Max: Rob Roy.

Michael: And I’m your host, Dr. Love.

Haha! Their reactions, Alex’s is the BEST by far :D